geo-wee:

The sun and the moon in the same time on the sky.

pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

ultramegaawesomegirl:

teachthemlove:

kixxinq:

imwillowpape:

I’m here bitches. Follow me because we all know my blog is better than yours anyway.

OH HELL NO WILLOW PAPE IS HERE I HATE HER

Hide yo kids

wtf first you destroy my life on the game and now you’re here on tumblr image

mermaidsandmoshpits:

hopeless-fangirl:

THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds